A POEM "About The McRib"

The Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker?

What?

Oh yes you are

A Heartbreaker

Teaser

Sometimes so very cruel

When you disappear

And years at a time

Mysteriously

Though you know that you’re

Deeply Loved

adored by millions

You could care less

You cruel selfish teaser

That you’re Loved in astronomical ways

You Come and Go as you please

Breaking Hearts

Filling us with anxiety

You do not care

You Tease

Will you ever settle down

You vanish like a “I don’t know What”

Gone

For years on end

You Cruel little Vamp

you !!!

Come Back

Stay

Years

For ever

Probably not

You tease

You heartbreaker

You McRib

Yet

we will never stop…

loving you

No matter how you tease

Your indifference to us

You torture

and

We come back for more

We’re Hooked

addicted

in Love

with

you, our Cruel

but Sublimely Tasty

McRib

It’s your addictive Taste

your Yumminess

the reason

yes ..

for our addiction

you sweet Sexy Tasty little McRib

we Can’t stop

no control

we’re hooked

addicted

in Love

that is,

unrequited

with

The McRib

You Hearbreaker You !

by DBZ

SCORNED LOVERS of THE McRIB

Mcrib Lovers of the World, and there are many, Millions in fact, you have reason to rejoice. All your McRib cravings and pangs for this wondrous little sandwich are about to be relieved. That oh so tasty morsel of simulated Pork Spareribs lathered in Tangy BBQ Sauce with pickles and onions on a soft hero roll is about to reappear and relieve all longings and desires of the past year. Maybe it's a good thing that we can't get you anytime we want. It makes you more special and makes a whole build-up, anticipation and a Feeding Frenzy Elation Love-Fest carnival atomsophere when you do make your appearance once again. It's not so bad, this is going to be three years in a row we've had you oh beloved Mcrib. It hasn't been easy, a whole year has gone by. We've had to wait. But if you consider that before you resurfaced in 2010, it had been 16 long anxiety filled years we were forced to live life without you, our beloved McRib. Know it wasn't easy living life without you "Oh Beloved One" You are so Tasty and we all love you so. You are mysterious, sweet, tangy, and juicy too, just how I like my women, and yes you are like a sweet tangy mysterious lady you are, disappearing then reappearing at your own whim, "Teasing" me, everybody  you naughty little thing. But like all great beauties, you make me return, though you've been bad, you Tease, you deny for a year, some times more, yet I return, I love you so, millions do. 

   No matter, you leave us, you tease when you disappear and deny us thing we love so dearly, we always embrace your return and shower you with Love and adoration when you resurface, come back to us. that day is coming soon, and we will all forget that you left us, you teased, and denied. No we only care that you're back, you're Delicious and Wonderful, everybody loves you and will embrace you once again, I will, and will devour you with all my heart, you sweet, Tasty McRib.

by Daniel Bellino Zwicke

THE McRIB IS COMING BACK